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0025Order7742020/08/09(日) 21:52:15.83ID:eZGWQyut0
Broad-mindedness, n.:
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
0026Order7742020/08/09(日) 21:55:00.48ID:eZGWQyut0
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Frank Zappa
0027Order7742020/08/09(日) 22:03:10.87ID:eZGWQyut0
Hand, n.:
A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and
commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
0028Order7742020/08/09(日) 22:24:38.65ID:eZGWQyut0
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
0029Order7742020/08/09(日) 22:46:17.14ID:eZGWQyut0
Boston, n.:
Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for
finishing second in the Irish jig competition.
0030Order7742020/08/09(日) 23:16:27.35ID:eZGWQyut0
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
-- Dr. Who
0031Order7742020/08/09(日) 23:19:11.25ID:eZGWQyut0
HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelley
0032Order7742020/08/09(日) 23:24:31.67ID:eZGWQyut0
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe
0033Order7742020/08/10(月) 00:21:13.03ID:PTMVeWF20
He who Laughs, Lasts.
0034Order7742020/08/10(月) 01:11:59.91ID:PTMVeWF20
He who Laughs, Lasts.
0035Order7742020/08/10(月) 02:20:22.10ID:PTMVeWF20
God is a polytheist.
0036Order7742020/08/10(月) 02:36:28.48ID:PTMVeWF20
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
0037Order7742020/08/10(月) 02:55:26.99ID:PTMVeWF20
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler
Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
-- Mary Lou Bax
0038Order7742020/08/10(月) 03:17:26.97ID:PTMVeWF20
Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of
the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
0039Order7742020/08/10(月) 03:36:26.82ID:PTMVeWF20
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
0040Order7742020/08/10(月) 03:49:50.02ID:PTMVeWF20
You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
0041Order7742020/08/10(月) 04:17:18.48ID:PTMVeWF20
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
0042Order7742020/08/10(月) 04:19:46.69ID:PTMVeWF20
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
-- John Keats
0043Order7742020/08/10(月) 04:54:07.44ID:PTMVeWF20
Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems
theory.
0044Order7742020/08/10(月) 05:09:45.44ID:PTMVeWF20
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.
0045Order7742020/08/10(月) 05:48:07.27ID:PTMVeWF20
I hate quotations.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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